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Nov. 15th, 2009
SHOP FOR MISTRESS MALICE'S UPCOMING BIRTHDAY ON NOVEMBER 15THI completely understand why shopping for a sadistically selfish bitch like Myself can be difficult for the intellectually inferior male submissive, so I have made this most important decision easier for all of you.
All of the gifts that I want can be purchased using Amazon gift certificates so that is what I most desire!
Amazon gift certificates are the perfect way to show appreciation for the fact that I graced your miserable lives on the day that I came to be born into existence. Even you broke ass little bitches have no excuse because purchasing an Amazon gift certificate allows you the ability to choose the amount you are able to tribute based on your individual financial situation, but let's keep in mind that your self sacrifice and generosity on this most holy of days is expected. I don't give a fuck if you have to walk to work all month or damn near starve to death, I want this to be the very best birthday yet and as a submissive it is your duty to insure that this happens!
Oct. 31st, 2009
TRICK OR TREAT! GIVE ME A SWEET SUBMISSIVE ASS TO BEAT!!
Mistress Malice Wishes All Of You Guys And Ghouls A Very Happy Halloween!
Here's Some Sadistically Spooky Slave Activities To Help You Celebrate This Year!1. Jackoff-A-Lantern - What's Halloween without a good old fashioned pumpkin fucking? Carve and paint your pumpkin any way you like but don't forget to carve a mouth hole to fuck all night!
2. Goryhole - Visit your local Goryhole for a little Halloween delight! Just plant your lips against the wall and say trick or treat give me something good to eat when you hear someone enter the booth next to you and wait for your Halloween surprise!
3. Chocolate Shit Cookies - Bake a batch of sweet treats this Halloween and eat them all but instead of using chocolate chips in your cookies use exlax chocolate laxatives. This recipe is the shit!
4. Halloweenie Cock Costume - Dress up that disgusting dick dangling between your legs in a humiliating halloweenie costume that you created!
5. Haunted House Of Whores - Dress up in your best sissy slut wear and enjoy a night of slinging ass in dark and dirty alleys while earning money. Then call Me to spend all of the money you've earned as you share your stories of dick sucking degradation!
Oct. 3rd, 2009
As many have noticed I have not been available online much over the past two months and I have not updated my journal in quite some time either. I've been simply enjoying life and while all of you adoring pets and fans have not been forgotten you are hardly on the top of my priority list. As always I am a selfish bitch and I always put myself first and this will never change. Those who truly miss me always seem to find ways to remain in contact with me during my brief breaks so if you have not found yourself among these lucky few then obviously you are not trying hard enough, but I will give you a helpful tip anyway.... Talksugar!
Sep. 9th, 2009
A promotion of devotion from a warped lil wicked clown!
Aug. 28th, 2009
It has been a long time since Slave Dirty has been forced to shove his well endowed piece of man meat into one of my cock cage's but recently I decided that is was time to renew his chastity training. It's always difficult to get him locked away at first because of his size. Even on soft he has five inches of cock to be proud of and his size doubles when hard. It doesn't help that he can't help but harden the second I touch his cock which makes stuffing him safely away even more difficult. So recently I have began researching various devices in hopes of finding one that is created with the more well hung slave in mind. I have found many different devices so far but I have yet to find one that I feel certain is exactly perfect for my favorite boy toy.
So this is where you come in adoring slaves and fans... I wish to own and test a variety of chastity devices over the next few months but instead of paying for them and risking disappointment you are going to pay for my desire to delve deeper into the world of male chastity. The first item I wish to try out is the cb6000 as I have always been pleased with the results of using the cb2000 and cb3000 on other subs in the past. The next one I will wish to test out is the curve as it claims that it was created with the longer male penis in mind. If both of these devices fail to meet my needs then I will update everyone when I have found other chastity devices that I wish to test. For now I have posted a photo of the clear colored cb6000 complete package that I want to own and you may click on the photo to purchase this item for my pleasure. Use the address shown on the photo to mail this item to me directly so that the testing may begin. If you find either the cb6000 or the curve at another location you may purchase it and use the address shown above to have it sent to me that way as well.
The cost of purchasing the cb6000 simply for my devious pleasure? $119.00!
The cost of knowing that you have personally found a way to please me? Priceless!Aug. 24th, 2009
My love for this breed began when I purchased my first pitbull "Isis" from one of those really shitty breeders that repeatedly breed their females until they die. She is a beautiful pure white pit and she will be eight years old this coming March. My second pitbull is a red nosed brindle female named "Diablo" that belonged to a neighbor that I caught abusing her when she was just a puppy. I convinced my asshole neighbors to give her to me or face animal cruelty charges and she has been with me ever since. The more exposure I have to these beautiful creatures the more I love them. I have even done volunteer work with no kill animal shelters and pitbull rescue organizations in the past, but "Chaos" is the first pitbull rescue that I am doing completely on my own. If all goes as planned he will not be the last and I hope to open my own pitbull rescue shelter in the future. Finally I have found a way to utilize my ability to perfectly train my pets for good instead of enjoyable evil! ~Winks~
Any subs or fans that are interested in truly pleasing me may click on the photo above to help pay for the medical treatment that Chaos will require over the next few months due to being heartworm positive. His very first vet visit is tomorrow morning and over the next few months he will need to visit the vet no less then four more times and maybe even more if treating this fatal disease causes any unexpected complications. If there are no complications the costs of fully treating heartworms is about $750.00 and because this condition was diagnosed before being placed on insurance it is not covered by his health insurance plan! Donations are being accepted via alertpay in $50.00 increments but you may use this option as many times as you like.
Jul. 29th, 2009
Recently I have received alot of applications from some of you less intelligent members of the male species. I won't go into their content too deeply but I will say this... No matter how awesome your slave application appears when I look it over I can not contact you if you fail to supply a working email address when applying to serve me. A couple of you put the beginning screen name portion of your email address then forgot to complete it with the @whateveremailservice.com part attached to the screen name you use. Some of you supplied email addresses that simply did not work when I attempted to reply to your application. One boy in particular caught my attention by mentioning his talent as a writer but when I tried to contact him with the intention of offering him a personal position as a writer for my website and other various projects my email was returned as undeliverable due to an error. A couple of you just totally forgot to fill out the email question on the application entirely and if I had to guess I'd say that may be fortunate for me because you are obviously fucking morons.
Jul. 28th, 2009
I am often asked for an exact list of the types of pets that I most enjoy, but there is no one set answer for that question as I truly enjoy many varied types of submissives, slaves, and fetishists for various reasons. Since it would take forever to express each and every attribute that I may enjoy in a submissive that is currently serving Me or hoping to do so, I will instead give examples of the four basic categories that each and every candidate hoping to serve Me must in some way fall into. After reading this page it is your duty to find your place in My life, if you can not do so then you are not worthy of being part of My sadistic world!
1) Personal Real Time Sexual Submissives/Slaves: Before you get all excited and rush to apply for this position let Me make this very clear... I prefer to find My own victims for this particular position and I will not entertain any offers to fill this position from online degenerates. I don't care how hot you supposedly are or how good in bed you think you are, if you are online searching for fuck partners then you are obviously a pathetic excuse for a man that can not get a woman to fuck you in real life and I have absolutely no interest in fucking you either. I have very particular tastes when it comes to My choice in submissive sexual partners and no amount of begging on your part will change this, but feel free to wish and want anyway loser! LOL!
2) Personal Real Time Non-Sexual Submissives/Slaves: The pets that have been fortunate enough to find themselves in the position of being invited to visit with Me real time have went out of their way to learn what it takes to please Me. While there has been many that first approached Me online or via the phone that have proven themselves to be worthy of serving Me real time, there will always be hundreds more that will ultimately fail. The amount of time that I require to get to know a hopeful personal pet before considering them for a real time meeting varies, for some it has been as short as 3-6 months and for others it has been much longer. Whether I choose to meet with any particular person hoping to earn the chance to serve Me real time depends solely upon My whims and desires at that point in My life and their ability to prove their sincerity to Me. I am not a Professional Dominatrix that accepts clients in exchange for money. I am a very private Lifestyle Dominatrix that is extremely picky about what I am seeking from My interactions with potential personal pets and no amount of money or begging will change this fact. Candidates for personal real time positions must be intelligent, talented, obedient, devoted, creative, mentally stimulating, amusing, generous, and very compatible with My personality. If you are not compatible with My personality and desires then I will not enjoy your time with Me and neither will you, and what would the point of that be for either of us? I actually enjoy the time that I spend with My personal real time pets and I will not allow anything or anyone to change this fact.
3) Personal Long Distance Submissives/Slaves: Before I go any deeper into this subject let Me first make it very clear that I do not consider Myself to be your typical Financial Dominatrix, but if you wish to intrude upon My world and beg to be part of it then be prepared to earn this honor. If you do not have a talent that I can utilize in a way that some how pleases Me or enriches My life then I suggest you be prepared to impress Me with your total devotion and generosity instead. Is it selfish for Me to say this? Absolutely not! My personal time is very valuable and precious to Me, why would I expect anything else? For that matter why would you? Do you really think that the simple fact that I am a Dominant Female obligates Me to allow you the chance to serve Me? If I allowed the intrusion of every worthless dick wanking time waster that has ever approached Me begging to serve Me online or over the phone then I would have no time left to enjoy My life, and since I am a totally selfish bitch that fully understands the value of My own worth, I will not even entertain the thought of allowing you to decide whether or not I owe you the chance to serve Me. I will instead answer this question for you, so there will be absolutely no confusion on this subject... I don't owe you a fucking thing! If I allow you the honor of speaking to Me I expect you to be grateful for the opportunity. Those who fail to show Me how much they appreciate the value of My time will quickly find themselves obsolete. Also keep in mind that no amount of money will convince Me to allow you to intrude upon My world if you can not please Me in other ways as well. Let Me clearly state this concept in simple terms for the severely mentally challenged members of your species... I do not need you or your money so you better hope that I enjoy you enough to keep you around!
4) Devoted Fans And Admirers: The type of person that typically fits into this category varies. Some are too far away to actually be useful to Me but choose to worship Me from a far anyway, some are not fully able to dedicate themselves to the strict standards I expect from My personal pets, and some are simply too frightened to fully serve Me. The point is that there are many acceptable reasons why a person that admires Me but can't truly find a useful place in My world may still wish to be considered one of My devoted fans. There are also many different ways for a fan to show his or her devotion and over the years hundreds of you have come forward just to let Me know that you are out there watching My website and admiring Me from afar. Some of you have even been brave enough to send adoring letters, amusing pictures, humiliating videos, and expensive gifts just to show your appreciation for the unique person that I am and the way I choose to live My life. I truly enjoy and welcome all of the creative little things My most devoted fans and admirers do to show their gratefulness for the simple fact that I exist and allow them to breath the same precious air that I breath.
PS: Yes, the information found in this entry has previously been posted in my diary and can also be found on my website under the slave section but I feel that a reminder concerning your proper place in my sadistic world is required as many of you seem to have missed or skipped over this extremely vital section of my website.
Jul. 3rd, 2009
HOW DOES MISTRESS MALICE CELEBRATE THE FOURTH OF JULY?
ANY FUCKING WAY SHE WANTS! You won't be seeing much of me online for the next few days because I will be leaving late tonight to enjoy a relaxing weekend in Florida. I will have my laptop with me but will only be using it sparingly. If you find yourself missing me I suggest that you call me on talksugar, but don't forget to bring the sparklers! Lmfao!
Jun. 29th, 2009
WATCH THIS VIDEO IN THE LIVE VIDEO CLIP SECTION OF WWW.MISTRESSMALICE.COMI just added a new never seen before smoking fetish video to the live video
clip section of WwW.MistressMalice.CoM for your perverted viewing pleasure.
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