Cell Phone Cumfessions - They say that confession is good for the soul, so your first cell phone assignment is to send me a voice message confessing one of your deep dark desires! If I'm impressed with the number of the adoring fans completing this assignment I will reward you all by sending out a special voice message confessing one of my own naughty fantasies.
Instructions On Using This Service....
1. First make sure your cell phone is turned on!
2. Then go to the text function on your mobile
phone and select send new text or just new text.
3. This is where you enter the code or number 729669.
Then send the word "malice" to this number. Think of the
code as the phone number you are sending the message to.
4. After you do this you should get a text within a minute
or two from the code giving you a number to call to leave
a mobile message. After you call the number that was sent
to you, the instructions there should be enough to guide you.
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As many of you know we had a barbecue party at my house earlier today, but it was seems from moment one nothing was going right. To start we were running way behind schedule with the party preparations and of course I forgot to get a few needed items at the store as usual which meant a second trip to the store while everyone else stayed behind to handle the more domestic side of things. To make matters even worse my car battery was dead and would not turn over when I first tried to leave the house because someone killed the battery listening to the radio while cleaning out the car earlier that morning. Being the more car knowledgeable person in the house instead of calling someone outside to help I just popped the hood and tried to figure out what the problem was myself. I was so distracted by the fact that my car would not start that I didn't even notice that someone had pulled into my driveway to offer his help. How I could miss the sudden unexpected appearance of a tall dark puerto rican stranger I'm not sure, but the next thing I know I heard someone offer to give me a jump from about three inches behind me. I nearly had a fucking heart attack before finally turning around to witness one of those most magnificent pieces of man flesh that I have seen in a very long time. Over six feet tall and covered in old school tattoos this boy had the words "Yummy Man Morsel In Need Of Some Severe Male Correction" written all over him. While giving my battery the offered jump he introduced himself and even his fucking name was sexy. After my car finally starts I politely thank him for his help which he casually shrugs off like it was no big deal but his sly reply was meant to be anything but casual as he says that he now knows where to come if he ever needs a good jump in return. This innocent enough seeming statement was delivered with a flirtatious wink and dripping with bad boy innuendo which even the most virtuous virgin could not have missed. Deciding I could use a new boy toy to play with over the summer I allowed him to give me his number and in exchange for his help I passed him one of my business cards with my phone number written on the back just to test his reaction. Just as I hoped and suspected this very manly boy had enough kinky bdsm related curiosity and courage to experience new things to keep him from running like a little bitch.
Still enjoying the high of finding a new toy to play with I left to finish shopping as originally planned but my malicious mental musings were suddenly interrupted by the appearance of an asshole who obviously got his driver's license from a cracker jack box trying to buttfuck my new car without lube using his piece of shit jalopy as a two ton strapon. He barely misses rear ending me by half an inch as I carefully stop at the bright red stop light but I didn't murder him on the spot because right after his near accidental anal violation of my car he pulled up beside me to apologize profusely. Satisfied with his apology since no damage was done I attempt to continue my five mile journey to the grocery store which by now is beginning to feel like a journey to the ends of the fucking earth. Even more behind schedule then before I start driving more quickly then my chronic lead footitis usually demands and of course you know that I just had to go flying by the only fucking cop in the area not sucking up the free air conditioning in the local cop stop donut shop. Damn Damn Damn! With only a few more blocks to go to finally reach my destination I am once more thwarted in my attempt to rush to the store by the pretty blue lights now spinning in my rear view mirror. As if getting pulled over isn't bad enough, I have to get pulled over by old man river himself and this fucking pig takes ten minutes just to get out of the car. Fuck me! Luckily for me he did not give me the much deserved speeding ticket but he did give me a ticket for failing to wear a seat belt which sort of pissed me off even more then receiving a much more expensive speeding ticket would because I feel that an adult should have the right to choose whether or not they wear a seat belt.
Finally I pull into the shopping plaza after surviving an hour long ordeal that should have only taken ten minutes on a normal day, but obviously today was meant to be anything but normal. Quickly I got everything on my list without forgetting anything this time and rushed back to the house to jump in the shower in hopes of getting ready before my guests arrive. Which of course did not happen because as soon as I'm fully covered in relaxing lavender scented bubbles from head to toe I hear the doorbell ringing. Screaming for one of my personal subs to answer the door is absolutely no help because they are all outside standing around my backyard barbecue pit marveling over the huge fire they just created much like the first caveman to ever discover fire must have done. Severely pissed off and covered in nothing but the soapy residue of my favorite body soap and a towel I run to the door, but before I could fully make it to the front door I slip on the linoleum floor and bust my lily white naked ass at the exact moment that my personal subs finally realize people are in the front yard and yell for them to come on in and meet them out back. Accepting the invitation to walk right in my friends got to view me in all of my partially naked clumsy glory sprawled on the floor in the most awkward yet revealing position that one could likely land in without actually breaking their own neck. Mortified completely but trying to find humor in the extremely embarrassing situation I look up from the floor with my most serious and straight faced expression and ask everyone if they are ready to play naked twister. After the initial shock wore off I was able to stand up without fully losing the towel that I am now hanging onto for dear life and make it back to the bathroom without losing my balance or anymore of my dignity on the way.
Luckily the rest of the day actually went as planned and there were no further mishaps. Overall I'd have to say it was still one of the best barbecue parties we've had since our return to the the Gulf Coast area despite also being one of the most crazy ass fucked up days I've had in a really long time too.
On this special day all males are commanded to honor the creator of life... Woman! While males may play a small role in this creation the true credit belongs to Women, for it is our bodies that nourish you and give you life. Only through the sacrifice and suffering of those who gave birth to you lowly specimens of the human race are you even allowed to exist. So on this day you will honor the Woman who made this existence possible... Your Mother! Shower her with gifts of gratitude to show her how much you appreciate the gift of life she has granted you, for by doing so you honor all Women.
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