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Apr. 8th, 2012
Mar. 8th, 2012
I was looking over my Live Journal archives and just realized that I first began publicly exploring my sadistic adventures online more then ten years ago. I started my real life explorations a couple of years prior but once you have passed the ten year mark it's basically just overtime.
As many of you know I have been mostly absent from the online world for the last year. Being highly in demand for so long has offered it's perks but frankly it's also exhausting after so many years. Being true to my own selfish nature I've always promised myself that I would only partake in the activities that I personally enjoy on some level and that if I ever suddenly woke up one day hating the sadistic world I have created for myself that I'd retire. While I've never awakened to experience that catalystic moment of hatred yet, I have felt myself teeter totter on the edge quite a few times. As a self preservation mechanism I have been known to go on a lengthy hiatus whenever the mood strikes to avoid burning out and my most recent disappearing act is no different.
It is not the actual role of Dominant/Sadist which I find to be tiresome, as I have always relished and been exhilarated by the power and control I have within my own self created world of cruel debauchery. I don't think I'll ever get tired of playing mind games with the weak inferior race known as man. It has always been the constant promotional rat race and the public drama that the internet entails which I find to be exhaustive and distasteful. So while I have not fully retired yet I have indeed been slowly shadowing myself from the public spotlight for some time. Being recognized by strangers while shopping at the mall or getting a slurpee at my local convenience store is not quite as much fun as you'd think after the first few times. Then there's the people online who "think" they know me because they've seen my name plastered all over the world wide web. Not to mention many less then desirable experiences with some seriously creepy stalker types both online and in real life. Sure it's flattering to have people whom I never even knew existed get all excited over coming into contact with me after watching my malicious antics for so many years but after a while this too becomes monotonous. I'm not so delusional that I think I'm like Britney Spears famous or anything but I have managed to make quite a well known and sometimes even infamous name for myself within this niche over the years.
I've played with so many kinksters, fetishists, and submissives over the years that I couldn't remember most of them even if they offered a million dollars as incentive. There are some who have managed to stand out but most would be filed under the category of unmemorable miscellaneous fucks. As I have matured I have greatly grown to respect the value of only accepting a certain quality of submissive into my sadistic world. So again while I have not fully retired I have dropped the number of subs whom I allow to serve me in any capacity at any given time. I have also ceased accepting submissives from the internet for real time meetings at this time. I have always enjoyed hunting for my own real life prey from among the masses of unsuspecting males that I come into contact with quite naturally on a daily basis and I prefer that my in-person power exchanges come with a certain amount of privacy attached these days. Let me be perfectly blunt, if you are a submissive who has recently found me online that is hoping to serve me real time your chances are next to none. I wouldn't let most of you retards lick my front porch much less allow you into my home. I am greatly pleased with my current real life stable of devoted submissives and I have absolutely no desire to add to my collection at this time. Matter of fact to make this point abundantly clear I have already begun to remove my location information from most of my websites. The knowledge that I dwell within the deeper crevices of your mind will simply have to suffice.
So for those of you seeking my attention, I am still lurking in the shadows but it is up to you to put forth the effort. Why make myself easily accessible when I can instead have the gratifying pleasure of watching you try to squirm your way into my good graces? If you are even remotely intelligent the task should not prove to be too difficult... Read my website thoroughly, clues as to how to proceed have been well outlined in such a way that even some of you remedial fucks could figure it out if you were willing to take your hand off your semen spewing stupid stick long enough to click on a few of my more educationally enlightening website links.
SO WHAT ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED CUM BUBBLES WAITING FOR?
Feb. 14th, 2012
Feb. 1st, 2012
This Valentines Day show how much you love and adore me by sending a generous gift certificate from Extreme Restraints so that I can purchase all of the wicked tools of torture and torment my tiny blackened heart desires. My email address for all gift certificate purchases is xMistressMalicex@aol.com
Current Mood: 
loved
Jan. 15th, 2012
Dec. 25th, 2011
CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MISTRESS MALICE!Have a seat my new big stupid Santa Claus! Make sure you're nice and comfy because I have a long list for you this year, and I just love surprises! There's lots of things I want this holiday season and much like our old jolly fabled fat man, you are going to buy them for me and make sure they are sitting under my tree by Christmas Eve. I just love waking up like a little girl on Christmas to drink hot cocoa in my sexy new holiday jammies while opening the presents you've paid for in a paper ripping whirlwind! So pull out your credit cards and get ready to wish me the happiest of holidays this year!
PS: CLICK HERE TO BUY A GIFT CERTIFICATE MY EMAIL IS XMISTRESSMALICEX@AOL.COMNov. 24th, 2011
Since it's Spanksgiving I decided to leave some special turkey day assignments and recipes for you ever so thankful slaves. Feel free to choose any or all of the activities listed below and let the turkey day fun begin!1. Turkey Stuffing - Jack off in a bowl as many times as you can before Thanksgiving with the family begins and suck up the results into a handy dandy turkey baster each time and save it for Spanksgiving day dinner. Once all of your family and friends have arrived excuse yourself to use the bathroom and insert the turkey baster into your ass and squeeze your homemade turkey drippings into your own anal cavity until the baster is empty. Now squeeze your ass cheeks together to hold in the juices and return to your loving family to enjoy your holiday feast. After eating return to the bathroom and push out your now slow simmered special sauce while squating in the tub and gobble gobble until it's all gone! Yummmmmy!
2. Cranberry Ass Sauce - Make your very own cranberry sauce using fresh cranberries. Shove as many cranberries as you can into your ass upon waking on Spanksgiving Day and leave them there the entire day. Right before bed push them out onto your finest china and devour. This recipe serves one! Enjoy!
3. Corn On The Slob - Fill Your Bathtub with twenty supersized cans of corn and get in. We both know that pigs like you just love corn and rolling around in sloppy messes so why not combine the two? If you get lonely invite a fresh uncooked ear of corn to join the fun! I'm sure the two of you will find something to do together.
4. Pumpkin Pie Fucking - This Thanksgiving day activity is pretty self explainatory, but if you can't figure it out then you don't deserve any dessert anyway you retarded loser.
5. Spanksgiving Leftovers - Everyone knows that Shanksgiving dinner is even better on the second day. So on the day after your Spanksgiving you will also savor and eat "all" leftovers bodily produced from your day of gross gluttony as punishment for being such a filthy pig!
Current Mood: 
happy
Nov. 15th, 2011
MISTRESS MALICE'S UPCOMING BIRTHDAY IS ON NOVEMBER 15THI completely understand why shopping for a sadistically selfish bitch like Myself can be difficult for the intellectually inferior male submissive, so I have made this most important decision easier for all of you.
All of the gifts that I want can be purchased using Amazon gift certificates so that is what I most desire!
Amazon gift certificates are the perfect way to show appreciation for the fact that I graced your miserable lives on the day that I came to be born into existence. Even you broke ass little bitches have no excuse because purchasing an Amazon gift certificate allows you the ability to choose the amount you are able to tribute based on your individual financial situation, but let's keep in mind that your self sacrifice and generosity on this most holy of days is expected. I don't give a fuck if you have to walk to work all month or damn near starve to death, I want this to be the very best birthday yet and as a submissive it is your duty to insure that this happens!
Oct. 31st, 2011
TRICK OR TREAT! GIVE ME A SWEET SUBMISSIVE ASS TO BEAT!!
Mistress Malice Wishes All Of You Guys And Ghouls A Very Happy Halloween!
Here's Some Sadistically Spooky Slave Activities To Help You Celebrate This Year!1. Jackoff-A-Lantern - What's Halloween without a good old fashioned pumpkin fucking? Carve and paint your pumpkin any way you like but don't forget to carve a mouth hole to fuck all night!
2. Goryhole - Visit your local Gloryhole for a little Halloween delight! Just plant your lips against the wall and say trick or treat give me something good to eat when you hear someone enter the booth next to you and wait for your Halloween surprise!
3. Chocolate Shit Cookies - Bake a batch of sweet treats this Halloween and eat them all but instead of using chocolate chips in your cookies use exlax chocolate laxatives. This recipe is the shit!
4. Halloweenie Cock Costume - Dress up that disgusting dick dangling between your legs in a humiliating halloweenie costume that you created!
5. Haunted House Of Whores - Dress up in your best sissy slut wear and enjoy a night of slinging ass in dark and dirty alleys while earning money. Then call Me to spend all of the money you've earned as you share your stories of dick sucking degradation!
Sep. 14th, 2011
I know I have been away for almost the entire summer but it's time to get back to doing what I do best... Emasculating submissive males! Haha! I will be completely renovating the pimpatrix site for all of you little sisy bitches out there who have always dreamed of being pimped out by a malicious bitch like me. So get those sissy cocksucking lips ready because you will be needing them very soon! ~Winks~
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